AND POSTSEASON AWARDS
Cincinnati, Ohio (MCM) – Welcome to season 32 and welcome to all the new owners, ojinga * Oakland Athletics, sbank65 * Philadelphia Phillies, and franknterry Atlanta Braves to the best and most
exciting league on the web. Before we get started with the
McCabe Magazine season preview I would like to apologize for the late
publication of our preview issue. As some of you know I was just released from
the Hamilton County Justice Center here in Cincinnati for violating a
restraining order issued against me by Bill Edward’s inventor of the Squatty
Potty. My attorney has advised me not discuss the case in public however I
think it’s important that you guys know the details and the circumstances
involving my arrest. I was the original Squatty Potty field tester and was
involved with the design of the first prototype. Bill Edwards promised me $275
for testing the prototype plus expenses. My expenses included $21.50 for toilet
paper, $7.95 for toilet wipes, $11.75 transportation costs, and $14.25 for dry
cleaning cost for soil clothing. Without my testing of the original squatty
potty the product would not have made it to market as a result I’m now asking for
10% of the gross sales. So again, I apologize for the late publication and for those
of you who have renewed your subscription to McCabe Magazine I would like to
say thank you, and for those of you who are thinking about renewing I hope this
explanation explains any irregularities or concerns you may have had.
The Playoff Picture
In the American League the Washington Nationals will beat the
Houston Astros for the American League pennant, and in the National League the Seattle
Mariners will win their second consecutive National League pennant by beating
the Cincinnati Reds. The division winners in the American League will be the Toronto
Blue Jays, Washington Nationals, the Astro’s, and the San Francisco Giants. In
the National League the titleholders will be the Reds, the New York Mets,
Richmond Virginians, and the Mariners. The wildcard winners will be the New
York Yankees, St Louis Cardinals, Cleveland Indians, and the San Diego Padres.
We look forward to another exciting season, enjoy, and good
luck to all.
ML AL North | ML NL North | ||||||||
Team | Owner | W | L | Team | Owner | W | L | ||
Toronto Blue Jays | dimestoregin | 88 | 74 | Cincinnati Reds | cpintens | 100 | 62 | ||
Milwaukee Brewers | brentcnb | 84 | 78 | Cleveland Indians | bbwinksdaddy | 97 | 65 | ||
Chicago White Sox | kgrffth | 70 | 92 | Detroit Tigers | patrickkm | 69 | 93 | ||
Minnesota Twins | optistrat | 65 | 97 | Chicago Cubs | mikemiele | 64 | 98 | ||
ML AL East | ML NL East | ||||||||
Team | Owner | W | L | Team | Owner | W | L | ||
Washington Nationals | Saffron | 92 | 70 | New York Mets | basebalguru | 95 | 67 | ||
New York Yankees | tomcecil | 87 | 75 | Pittsburgh Pirates | sportbanker | 89 | 73 | ||
Baltimore Orioles | GuerillaZen1 | 76 | 86 | Rochester Broncos | ajaxx88 | 81 | 81 | ||
Boston Red Sox | pat007ohmss | 70 | 92 | Philadelphia Phillies | sbank65 | 79 | 83 | ||
ML AL South | ML NL South | ||||||||
Team | Owner | W | L | Team | Owner | W | L | ||
Houston Astros | bballer2117 | 105 | 57 | Richmond Virginians | spintens | 96 | 66 | ||
St. Louis Cardinals | slurie2001 | 98 | 64 | Florida Marlins | lido9613 | 83 | 79 | ||
Kansas City Royals | TenaciousTYT | 80 | 82 | Atlanta Braves | franknterry | 71 | 91 | ||
Texas Rangers | goldenbaer88 | 75 | 87 | Tampa Bay Rays | rsskfs23 | 62 | 100 | ||
ML AL West | ML NL West | ||||||||
Team | Owner | W | L | Team | Owner | W | L | ||
San Francisco Giants | wylie715 | 84 | 78 | Seattle Mariners | mark3313 | 102 | 60 | ||
Los Angeles Dodgers | Arte | 80 | 82 | San Diego Padres | jgarron | 95 | 67 | ||
Anaheim Angels | captain10a | 71 | 91 | Arizona Diamondbacks | yoker70 | 90 | 72 | ||
Oakland Athletics | ojinga | 68 | 94 | Colorado Rockies | axtell | 78 | 84 |
McCabe Magazine Season 32 Most Valuable
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McCabe Magazine Season 32 Cy Young
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McCabe Magazine Season 32 Rookie of the Year
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McCabe Magazine Season 32 Fireman of the Year
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