Thursday, March 23, 2017



Cincinnati, Ohio (MCM) – Welcome to season 32 and welcome to all the new owners, ojinga * Oakland Athletics, sbank65 * Philadelphia Phillies, and franknterry Atlanta Braves to the best and most exciting  league  on the web. Before we get started with the McCabe Magazine season preview I would like to apologize for the late publication of our preview issue. As some of you know I was just released from the Hamilton County Justice Center here in Cincinnati for violating a restraining order issued against me by Bill Edward’s inventor of the Squatty Potty. My attorney has advised me not discuss the case in public however I think it’s important that you guys know the details and the circumstances involving my arrest. I was the original Squatty Potty field tester and was involved with the design of the first prototype. Bill Edwards promised me $275 for testing the prototype plus expenses. My expenses included $21.50 for toilet paper, $7.95 for toilet wipes, $11.75 transportation costs, and $14.25 for dry cleaning cost for soil clothing. Without my testing of the original squatty potty the product would not have made it to market as a result I’m now asking for 10% of the gross sales. So again, I apologize for the late publication and for those of you who have renewed your subscription to McCabe Magazine I would like to say thank you, and for those of you who are thinking about renewing I hope this explanation explains any irregularities or concerns you may have had.

The Playoff Picture

In the American League the Washington Nationals will beat the Houston Astros for the American League pennant, and in the National League the Seattle Mariners will win their second consecutive National League pennant by beating the Cincinnati Reds. The division winners in the American League will be the Toronto Blue Jays, Washington Nationals, the Astro’s, and the San Francisco Giants. In the National League the titleholders will be the Reds, the New York Mets, Richmond Virginians, and the Mariners. The wildcard winners will be the New York Yankees, St Louis Cardinals, Cleveland Indians, and the San Diego Padres. 

We look forward to another exciting season, enjoy, and good luck to all.

ML AL North  ML NL North  
Team Owner W L Team Owner W L
Toronto Blue Jays dimestoregin 88 74 Cincinnati Reds cpintens 100 62
Milwaukee Brewers brentcnb  84 78 Cleveland Indians bbwinksdaddy 97 65
Chicago White Sox kgrffth 70 92 Detroit Tigers patrickkm 69 93
Minnesota Twins optistrat 65 97 Chicago Cubs mikemiele 64 98
ML AL East   ML NL East  
Team Owner W L Team Owner W L
Washington Nationals Saffron 92 70 New York Mets basebalguru 95 67
New York Yankees tomcecil  87 75 Pittsburgh Pirates sportbanker 89 73
Baltimore Orioles GuerillaZen1  76 86 Rochester Broncos ajaxx88  81 81
Boston Red Sox pat007ohmss  70 92 Philadelphia Phillies sbank65  79 83
ML AL South ML NL South 
Team Owner W L Team Owner W L
Houston Astros bballer2117  105 57 Richmond Virginians spintens 96 66
St. Louis Cardinals slurie2001 98 64 Florida Marlins lido9613 83 79
Kansas City Royals TenaciousTYT 80 82 Atlanta Braves franknterry 71 91
Texas Rangers goldenbaer88 75 87 Tampa Bay Rays rsskfs23 62 100
ML AL West  ML NL West  
Team Owner W L Team Owner W L
San Francisco Giants wylie715 84 78 Seattle Mariners mark3313  102 60
Los Angeles Dodgers Arte 80 82 San Diego Padres jgarron 95 67
Anaheim Angels captain10a 71 91 Arizona Diamondbacks yoker70  90 72
Oakland Athletics ojinga  68 94 Colorado Rockies axtell 78 84

McCabe Magazine Season 32 Most Valuable 

Bartolo Hernandez
Bartolo Hernandez
Washington D.C.
Age: 27B/T: L/R
Born: Bani, DO
Position(s): SS/IF/OF/DH
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McCabe Magazine Season 32 Cy Young 

Albert Kirby
Albert Kirby
Age: 27B/T: R/R
Born: Holland Patent, NY
Position(s): P (SP2)
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McCabe Magazine Season 32 Rookie of the Year

Shawon Mathews
Shawon Mathews
Age: 24B/T: R/R
Born: Lodi, WI
Position(s): 1B
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McCabe Magazine Season 32 Fireman of the Year 

Yorrick Calhoun
Yorrick Calhoun
St. Louis
Age: 23B/T: L/L
Born: Darien, CT
Position(s): P (ClA)
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